I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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