Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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