what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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