I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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