Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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