can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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