how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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