Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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