haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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