i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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