More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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