can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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