Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
There's even glitter on my cock...
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