wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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