at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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