About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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