I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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