why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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