dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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