HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Randomize
