great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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