More tranny stories later!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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