bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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