About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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