I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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