That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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