im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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