There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I touched a dick in church today
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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