WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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