Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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