Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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