five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Still dying that you shit outside
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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