Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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