i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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