Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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