if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
