haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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