the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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