Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize