And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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