is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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