STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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