Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she told me i tasted like america
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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