at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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