I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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