Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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