I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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