is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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