I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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