My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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